I like my vagina dry as an Arizona desert.

Aw zeph you could have added in a camel joke in there.

Well there's a yo momma joke tumblin around my head right now: "This dude says he likes u" but that might be a little offensive so perhaps tranquilizer darts?

There's the option of saying: 'It's the internet. What do you expect?" There's also the classic "Your face!" and of course, the ever so beloved, "Yo momma!"

I like my women like I like my tomatoes: round, red, and seasonal.

lmao